Weekly World News
A bunch of pieces I wrote for the July 4, 2005 issue of Weekly World News. Every word guaranteed to be true! Well, every word guaranteed to be a real word…
Another thrilling episode of Miss Adventure, the Gayest American Hero, from the pages of the dearly departed Weekly World News…
Washburn, Colo. – Since he was a child, whenever storm clouds would gather over the Rocky Mountains, Dr.… Read the rest
It’s been several months since since I posted anything from my days with Weekly World News, the World’s Most Reliable Newspaper. Here’s a piece that ran in the end-of-2006 issue:
NEW YORK, N.Y.… Read the rest
Continue reading about Weekly World News XXV, or Happy New Year
A piece I wrote for Weekly World News in July 2005. Change a couple of dates and facts and it still works, four years later…
The Moochers and the Paupers Rock Wall Street
NEW YORK, NY – Their once expensive suits have grown tattered, their designer shoes are scuffed and worn, but these five former businesspeople haven’t lost their taste for the good life…just their ability to pay for it.… Read the rest
A story I wrote for Weekly World News in June 2006. Back then, I kind’a thought I was kidding…
Reds’ Economy in the Black While U.S. Dives Into Debt
WASHINGTON, D.C.… Read the rest
Another ditty from the late, lamented Weekly World News, written in September 2005, back when there was a lot of right wing fundamentalist talk about how all theories, like evolution and gravity, were called “theories” because they were still unproven.… Read the rest
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