A story I wrote for the paper in July 2005:
VATICAN CITY – What do the Catholic Church and your local supermarket have in common?
To combat falling church attendance, the new papacy has taken a cue from American supermarkets and drug stores by issuing the new Indulgence-Points Card to all church-goers.… Read the rest
Here’s a Weekly World News story I wrote in September 2005. After his speech last night at the Republican Convention, the line about Joe Lieberman not being able to run for President again remains deeply meaningful:
“EL PRESIDENTE” BUSH Plans for W’s Retirement Years…as President of Mexico
Washington, D.C.—All… Read the rest
A piece I wrote in May, 2006:
CHARITY RAFFLE DRAWING ERUPTS IN VIOLENT BRAWL
LAS VEGAS, Nev. – A charity raffle at Las Vegas’s glamorous Greidisimo Hotel and Casino turned ugly when the time came to draw the winning ticket for the grand prize.… Read the rest
An article written in May 2005:
RABBITS SUE TO KEEP THEIR FEET ON THE GROUND…AND OFF KEYCHAINS!
They are a familiar sight in animal shelters and pet shops across the nation: rabbit amputees, their limbs sacrificed by the millions every year in the name of good luck.… Read the rest
Written in March 2007, it ain’t political but it’s one I’m rather fond of. But I wanna tell you!!
SHECKYVILLE, N.Y. – Nestled in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains in upstate New York, Sheckyville is a quiet little farming community.… Read the rest
I am not a self-help book kind of guy. I don’t read them and I certainly never thought I’d want to write one. Someone as screwed up as me shouldn’t be giving anyone advice. But, after almost 20 years working for one corporation or another, I discovered a management principle that was just too good not to turn into a self-help book.… Read the rest
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