A little something I wrote for the paper in July 2005:
Nazareth, Israel–The subject matter of the text inscribed on several pieces of ancient parchment found in a millennia-old stone box buried in a yard in Nazareth was, at first, dismissed as nothing special.… Read the rest
A story I wrote for the paper in July 2005:
VATICAN CITY – What do the Catholic Church and your local supermarket have in common?
To combat falling church attendance, the new papacy has taken a cue from American supermarkets and drug stores by issuing the new Indulgence-Points Card to all church-goers.… Read the rest
Here’s a Weekly World News story I wrote in September 2005. After his speech last night at the Republican Convention, the line about Joe Lieberman not being able to run for President again remains deeply meaningful:
“EL PRESIDENTE” BUSH Plans for W’s Retirement Years…as President of Mexico
Washington, D.C.—All… Read the rest
Here’s a Weekly World News piece I wrote in September 2005. I’m a regular Nostradamus, ain’t I?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a secret report leaked to Weekly World News, the U.S.… Read the rest
An article written in May 2005:
RABBITS SUE TO KEEP THEIR FEET ON THE GROUND…AND OFF KEYCHAINS!
They are a familiar sight in animal shelters and pet shops across the nation: rabbit amputees, their limbs sacrificed by the millions every year in the name of good luck.… Read the rest
Written in March 2007, it ain’t political but it’s one I’m rather fond of. But I wanna tell you!!
SHECKYVILLE, N.Y. – Nestled in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains in upstate New York, Sheckyville is a quiet little farming community.… Read the rest
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