Paul Kupperberg on April 17th, 2014

Bubble_coverOn April 3, 2027 at 3:42 p.m. EST, the scientists found a dimension in which religion did not exist.

They had first discovered the long-theorized dimensional barrier early in the afternoon of July 27, 2012 utilizing the power from a singularity generated by the Large Hadron Collider in Bern, Switzerland.

Later that day, the ancient gods returned to be worshipped by humanity during the opening ceremonies of the Games of the XXX Olympiad. Physicists at the Collider and inter-dimensional projects, whose efforts were both too small to be seen by the naked eye and contained to a secured chamber at the end of the seventeen-mile ring of Collider tunnel, rejected any notion that the two events were linked.

When news of the Return first reached the director of the top secret inter-dimensional project known only as the Bubble, Dr. Stohler and his counterpart, Collider director Dr. Berkin, agreed immediately on a course of action. They severed all contact with the outside world and sealed off the entire underground unit. “While there may be some truth to the saying that there are no atheists in foxholes,” Dr. Berkin told the assembled staff, “we, who have seen the literal spark of creation recreated with no help from any deity, have no such need for the hand of the divine.”

While the world above was forced to its knees in the worship of beings that called themselves gods, in tunnels as deep as almost six hundred feet below the Franco-Swiss border — a line of demarcation that disappeared like most national borders as governments gave way to theocracies — men and women in white laboratory jackets continued their worship at the altar of science. It required only the smallest fraction of a portion of the singularity’s energy to power the massive facility, which, due to the secrecy of its work, was already on its own self-contained computer network, and also had ample space to maintain hydroponic gardens for food production; water was obtained by tapping the surrounding ground water.

Their work progressed. The world had more important things to worry about than some overpriced science project most people didn’t understand the use for. The gods, products of pre-technological cultures, understood even less and were either unaware or unconcerned with their endeavors.

In 2019, a young German theoretical physicist named Hans Heiterkeit made a breakthrough which enabled the team to pierce the barrier between this dimension and another (adjacent? overlapping? parallel? layered? no one knew), extracting from it several molecules of heretofore unknown properties.

The Parallel Universe Theory was proved. The next step was to exploit that discovery, stretch open the barrier for a look at what was on the other side. And the other side of that. And so on, across the infinite.

Dr. Heiterkeit lead the team seeking the mathematical ram that would batter down the dimensional doors. The power consumption for such a feat would be enormous. “Imagine,” Heiterkeit explained, “all the energy of the lifetime of a universe, expended in the moment between the beating of a hummingbird’s wings.”

Dr. Berkin could imagine. His team engineered an elegant solution of Higgs particles that held an array of singularities in series without consuming themselves, each other, or the whole of reality. That took six years.

But once accomplished, the doors were open and the Bubble filled with the riches of the multiverse. One of the many theories of alternate dimensions held that there was a dimension for every possibility that existed. Another was that they lay against one another in an infinity of layers, like an onion, separated by the previously impenetrable membrane of time/space. Yet another postulated that some manner of interconnectivity already existed; indeed, one explanation for the unifying strength of a force as weak as gravity was that it came to us as leakage from another dimension.

The latter came closest to the reality. “Imagine,” Dr. Heiterkeit explained, “a plate of cooked spaghetti, each strand of the pasta falling where and how it will, its very randomness determining its fate.” Where the strands touched one another, weak spots were created through which the universal forces could pass through osmosis. Other strings became tangled and their fates correspondingly intertwined, sending them off into paralleled and often only subtly different directions.

Seven months after they began scanning the multiverse, they found the first Earth-Parallel World (EPW-1), one in which the evolution had veered off track (or, as some suggested, perhaps it was we who had veered) and Neanderthals had evolved as the dominant, but not only, species of Homo sapiens. Tracing other strands they discovered Earths devoid of any life, Earths where sentient life never evolved, Earths were the dinosaurs continued to roam, Earths where the differences between there and here came down to the survival or death of individuals, some minor, others important, like EPW-236, where Major Henry Rathbone, the president’s guest that night at Ford’s Theater, stopped John Wilkes Booth’s assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

Then, on that April afternoon in 2027, they found EPW-1666, a world exactly like their own, except without the concept of religion.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Dr. Heiterkeit reported to the assemblage of scientists, many who believed not at all, some whose idea of “god” was little more than an abstraction of a moral code, and even those who believed in a Big “G” God, just not one who bothered in or cared about the affairs of man, “imagine a place where the only reason for doing good is the deed itself, not the fear of damnation for failure or the pleasure of reward for success. Imagine a place where mankind has never ceded its fate or gone to war in the name of a higher power.”

The discovery was electric, but it still paled beside Heiterkeit’s next announcement.

“We have thus far limited our interaction with parallel worlds to viewing them … but imagine if we could pass through the separating membrane and enter that universe, that Earth.”

An Earth with no god!

They had lived underground, cut off from the rest of humanity for fifteen years, but radio receivers kept them abreast of the news from the outside world. They didn’t want to die down in the Bubble, but they also didn’t want to return to the surface and renounce everything they believed in to worship storybook gods. The vote was unanimous: They would cross the dimensional divide to EPW-1666, destroying the gateway behind them, seeking refuge on this world brave enough to exist without a God.

On July 27, 2027, the anniversary of the Return, the gateway was activated. Dr. Heiterkeit stood to address his fellow scientific pilgrims about to embark to the godless universe.

“Imagine,” the doctor exclaimed, the gateway pulsing behind him, the Higgs-linked singularities primed to unleash a mathematically improbable release of energy, “if it were the gods who had discovered the pathway to the infinite worlds of the infinite universes and not us. You are prepared to cross to a world where man could not even conceive of a power so high they would be forced to worship it. Imagine the delight of the gods to find such a place … to overrun and crush the arrogance from its godless inhabitants and make them, advanced and civilized men, bow before their primitive but unstoppable might.”

His colleagues were confused.

“What do you mean, Dr. Heiterkeit? You sound as if you believe in these so-called gods,” Dr. Stohler stammered.

“Do I? Imagine, if after all these years, it turned out that I was a deist after all,” Hans Heiterkeit laughed.

“That would be … puzzling,” Dr, Berkin said.

“Ah ah ah, not if, in fact, I was a deity,” Heiterkeit screeched and, still laughing, ripped his face from his skull.

Dr. Stohler vomited and Dr. Berkin fainted to the floor. The rest of them ran or screamed or tried to hide.

Dr. Heiterkeit just laughed.

“Please allow me to introduce myself. Heiterkeit … German for ‘mirth,’ for I am nothing if not a mirthful fellow,” he cried out, his voice now shrill with laughter and cutting through all their screams and cries. “My true name is Loki, son of Odin, brother of Thor, master of deceit, trickster god supreme. And I, my dear, dear humans of reason and wisdom, I have been watching you very closely.”

Loki turned to regard the pulsing gateway and giggled before returning his gaze on his terrified audience.

“In fact, I must confess I have been doing more than merely watch.”

“What … what have you done with Heiterkeit?” Dr. Stohler, sufficiently recovered, demanded.

“Imagine,” Loki said in Hans Heiterkeit’s voice, “that a trickster god found an underground warren of frightened little scientists scurrying about in search of escape. Bored, the trickster god might very well have walked among them in disguise and fed them tiny and gradual tastes of hope. A molecule from another dimension. A myriad of worlds. A myriad of worlds like this one. Then … a world like this one on which no gods exist, and finally … an escape route to the world like this one on which no gods exist.

“Hope, my darling little atheists! Imagine if the trickster god fed them all those tiny but tantalizing morsels, and then imagine … he pulled the plug!”

Loki snapped his fingers and the massive gateway stopped pulsing. The sleek mechanism, built to exacting specifications and crafted by hand over years, was nothing but a hodgepodge of pipes, tubing, bundled wires, and panels of flashing lights wrapped in silver foil-backed insulation and held together by twist-ties, wire, bits of string, bungee cords, and shoelaces.

“Well, my dears, imagine no more!”

The trickster god collapsed to the floor in hysterical laughter. Their shock had worn off and the truth was dawning on the scientists. They were all smart enough to know that their real torment hadn’t even begun.

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Paul Kupperberg on April 6th, 2014
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SUPERMAN FOR THE ANIMALS (2000) produced for the Doris Day Animal League. Written by Mark Millar, art by Tom Grummett & Dick Giordano.

I don’t know how things are set up there now, but when I was still on staff at DC Comics, the company had a Special Projects department from which flowed a diverse variety of comic book and comic book-related product. Formalized sometime in the late-1970s/early-1980s under the supervision of artist and editor Joe Orlando, the department was responsible for everything from creating art and packaging for DC’s licensors to producing comic books in a range of formats for the promotion of those licensed properties and numerous social causes.

In my capacity as a writer and editor, I worked on my fair share of these so-called “custom comics” (as in, made-to-order) for clients including Radio Shack, the U.S. Postal Service, NASCAR, Six Flags, the Doris League Animal League, SunSoft, Schering-Plough, Fleer, Play-Doh, and others. Some of these companies, like videogame developer SunSoft (check out here for the result of that assignment), action figure manufacturer Kenner, and amusement park giant Six Flags were already in business with DC. The others were attracted to the association of their brands with DC’s, or to be more precise, with DC characters like Superman and Batman: Batman and Robin (in the animated style) in a story pitting them against Poison Ivy, their bacon saved by Claritin antihistamine; Superman showing kids the evils of animal cruelty on behalf of the Doris Day Animal League or promoting the use of Radio Shack personal computers, and so on.

Most of those jobs were pretty straightforward but every now and then, the assignment would take on extra added interest when they would require working real people into the fiction. The most prominent such job was one I edited: Superman Meets the Motorsports Champions, done in conjunction with a major 1999 promotional stunt in which nine NASCAR racing champions drove Superman-themed cars. Of course, contriving a reason to get Superman behind the wheel of a car, even a race car, was the hardest part of the job, but contrive one we did, and Superman led the pack of drivers Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., John Force, Matt Hines, Warren Johnson, Joe Amato, Ron Hornaday, Steve Kinser, and Jimmy Vasser in a race to save Earth from an alien invasion.

SUPERMAN MEETS THE MOTORSPORTS CHAMPIONS (1999) produced for NASCAR. Written by Chuck Dixon, art by Paul Ryan & Tom Palmer. Cover by Dick Giordano.

SUPERMAN MEETS THE MOTORSPORTS CHAMPIONS (1999) produced for NASCAR. Written by Chuck Dixon, art by Paul Ryan & Tom Palmer. Cover by Dick Giordano.

Another–and more recent–custom comic book story I wrote featuring a real life sports hero appeared in Archie Double Digest #217 (May 2011), featuring Dallas Cowboy tight end Jason Witten in “The M.A.D.D. Cowboy of Riverdale High.” Witten comes to Riverdale High to talk to Archie and the gang about underage drinking as part of M.A.D.D.’s (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) Powertalk 21 program, encouraging teens to take the commonsense approach to drinking and driving.

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“The M.A.D.D. Cowboy of Riverdale High” for ARCHIE DOUBLE DIGEST #217 (2011). Written by Paul Kupperberg, art by Jeff Shultz & Mark McKenna.

 

In 2008, I served a brief stint as an editor on WWE’s new kids magazine named, appropriately enough, WWE Kids. Part of my duties included writing and editing the magazines (very) short lived comics section. WWE superstars Matt and Jeff Hardy received their own comic strip, “Hardys In Space,” as did those time-traveling bone crunchers, Ric Flair and Maria, who appeared in “Time Rumble.” In the works but never produced was also a strip featuring my favorite WWE wrestler, a dwarf named Hornswoggle.

Rick Flair and Maria in "Time Rumble," produced for WWE KIDS Magazine, 2008. Written by Paul Kupperberg, art by Steve Lightle.

Rick Flair and Maria in “Time Rumble,” produced for WWE KIDS Magazine, 2008. Written by Paul Kupperberg, art by Steve Lightle.

"The Hardys In Space," produced for WWE KIDS Magazine, 2008. Written by Paul Kupperberg, art by John Byrne.

“The Hardys In Space,” produced for WWE KIDS Magazine, 2008. Written by Paul Kupperberg, art by John Byrne.

One of the most famous–and certainly the rarest–custom comic featuring real people ever created was a Superman story done in 1988 by DC Comics…and it starred a couple of kids no one had ever heard of. This one-shot and one-of-a-kind comic was commissioned by the father of Daniel Bradman to be given away as a gift to the guests at his son’s Bar Mitzvah. Godfrey Bradman paid an estimated $18,000 to DC to produce “This Island Bradman” for his son, a major fan of the Man of Steel, and guest-starred the Bar Mitzvah boy and his half-brother in a tale that saw the Bradman home captured by aliens and transported, along with Superman, to their home world. Only an estimated 200 copies of “This Island Bradman” were printed according to then-DC Comics publisher Paul Levitz, and copies of this rarity, which featured art by legendary Superman artist Curt Swan, that have made it to the open collectors market have sold for as much as $5,000 – $10,000 each.

SUPERMAN: THIS ISLAND BRADMAN, produced for Daniel Bradman's Bar Mitzvah (1988). Written by David Levin, art by Curt Swan & Angelo Torres.

SUPERMAN: THIS ISLAND BRADMAN, produced for Daniel Bradman’s Bar Mitzvah (1988). Written by David Levin, art by Curt Swan & Angelo Torres.

superman-bradman-pg1“This Island Bradman” was an exception to the rule of scarcity in the world of custom comics. Most are created to get the widest possible distribution in order to sell its product or convey its message. Superman Meets the Motorsports Champions was packed in with a Superman racing t-shirt sold at major retail outlets across the country, making it possibly one of the most widely distributed Superman comics of its time and, likely, since. Superman For The Animals, a one-shot done in conjunction with the Doris Day Animal Foundation (Ms. Day being one of the nation’s most vocal spokespeople for animal rights, although she didn’t appear in the story) was a giveaway piece, while the Batman/Claritin comic was distributed via the Schering-Plough sales force to pediatrician’s offices nationwide, along with such other items as Batman band-aids and Batman growth charts.

Custom comics produced by the major publishers (Marvel Comics have done their fair share as well, as has Archie Comics, which picked up the Radio Shack program after several issues had been produced by DC) have long been objects of curiosity among a subset of comics collectors, but you never know when the next “This Island Bradman” will come along.

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Paul Kupperberg on February 12th, 2014

Justice_League_Task_Force_game_coverCustom comics are comic books created specially for (usually) corporate clients. DC Comics has been doing them for as long as I can recall. Back in the olden days, Joe Orlando’s department handled the creative end of these projects. Years later, in the late-1990s/early-2000s, I was an editor in the Special Projects department that produced them for DC, where I worked on comics featuring a variety of DC’s superheroes for clients including the U.S Post Office, Schering-Plough (for Claritin), NASCAR, and the Doris Day Animal League. In between, I wrote a handful of these babies myself, for Radio Shack (for both DC and Archie Comics), Play-Doh, and for the 1995 Justice League Task Force video game by  Sunsoft.

I never received a printed copy of this mini-comic which was, I believe, packed in with the game itself, but recently came across these scans of Xeroxes of the original art. The cover was drawn by Kerry Gammill and Jeff Albrecht, with interior art by Brad Rader and Mike DeCarlo.

And so, without any further commercial interruption, I present this, well… 10-page commercial interruption:

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Paul Kupperberg on January 26th, 2014

ditko_bannerI love the way the history of the comics industry is “debated” on the internet.

Proclamations are made. Decisions about who created what are boldly and confidently made. Judgments about individuals involved in said creations are passed.

“Great Artist is a god!”

“Legendary Writer is evil!”

“Famously Eccentric Artist is crazy!”

“Seminal Silver Age Editor was a scumbag!”

“Creator Guy was screwed by Evil Corporation!”

All being furiously pounded out in righteous indignation…by righteously indignant posters who weren’t there, don’t know anyone who was there, who are largely ignorant of how the comic book business worked then and currently works now, and who derive their information (and, in a lot of cases, their opinions) from the disgruntled victim or their designated sycophants, who themselves often have a vested interest, selling a book, pushing their blog, or merely basking in the creator’s reflected glory. They, like me, are entitled to their opinion. Excuse me…entitled to their informed opinion! Of course, that raises the question of what exactly is informing it to begin with

Of course, a lot of that has to do with the nature of the internet itself. I recently posted on Facebook this definition: “Facebook- The place where no statement goes unchallenged and no punch line is left unstepped upon.” And, I could add, “where no umbrage is left untaken, even for people you’ve never met.”

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DC Comics editor Mort Weisinger

I have seen threads where total strangers work themselves into frothing rages over, say, who deserves the credit for the classic Superman stories of the 1950s, an era for the character which saw the introduction on a majority of the bits and pieces of lore which we now identify with the Man of Steel. The rainbow array of Kryptonite, the bottle city of Kandor, Brainiac, Supergirl, life on Krypton, etc., all introduced under the editorship of Mort Weisinger. It’s generally agreed among those who knew and worked with him that Weisinger was, to put it mildly, a bit of a tyrant. He verbally abused creators, played them against one another, and even took story ideas pitched by Writer A (to whom he would declare they were not good or above Writer A’s ability to successfully pull off) and gave them to Writer B, presenting them as his own ideas. Mort’s best friend since they were teens was fellow DC editor Julius Schwartz, who shortly after Mort died, told me that Mort’s tombstone was going to read, “Here Lies Mort Weisinger…And Lies And Lies And Lies!” If that’s what your best friend is saying about you…yikes!

For many years during the 1950s and early 1960s, Superman co-creator, writer Jerry Siegel was back writing Superman stories for editor Weisinger. Siegel’s history with DC, both creatively and legally, is complex, but suffice to say, he and artist Joe Shuster, after repeatedly signing away their rights to Superman beginning in 1938 when they sold it to the corporate entity that was to become DC Comics, went to court to try and retrieve those rights, and lost, which saw them effectively exiled from DC and costing them the (considerable) money they earned during the 1940s for lawyers. Siegel and Shuster had hit hard economic times, so in the 1950s DC and Weisinger threw him a bone and he was allowed to once again write his own creation…under, of course, the iron fist of Weisinger. And (at the time) anonymously.

A recent thread that started innocently enough about the fun of reading a 1960s Superboy Annual quickly descended into a rancor-filled, name-calling exchange over whether Weisnger or Siegel deserved the credit. One poster rhapsodized over the editor’s influence on the strip, crediting him with making the Superman family of books the brilliant, kid-magnets that they were. Another took umbrage at that, citing all of Mort’s faults, declaring him evil, and insisting it was Siegel who deserved all the credit, for creating the character and for writing those stories that Weisinger edited. The first poster responded that he shouldn’t have to, and indeed didn’t, care how the sausage was made; it was delicious, he loved it, and was going to keep eating it.

Superman creators Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel

Superman creators Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel

DC Comics of that time consisted of individual editorial fiefdoms. Writers and artists didn’t work with editors; they worked for editors. And, then, as today, nothing saw print that wasn’t approved by the editor (with the editor carrying out the policies and restrictions of the publisher)! Jerry Siegel wrote the great stories he wrote because he was either spoon-fed the stories by his editor, or shaped them under Weisinger’s strict scrutiny. And, don’t forget, Siegel wasn’t the only writer in the Weisinger stable turning out similarly great stories. Mort had half a dozen writers working for him, including the very talented Alvin Schwartz, Otto Binder, and Edmond Hamilton. But no matter how good any or all of these writers were, everything that saw print in the Superman books had to first pass though Weisinger’s (i.e. DC Comics’) editorial filter. Good or bad, like it or not, it was Mort Weisinger who shaped the tone of those Superman books because, once more and with feeling:

Nothing saw print that wasn’t approved by the editor!

I was once accused of “forcing” DC Comics to put a Mature Readers label on Vigilante by using the word “shit” in my script…as if a single stroke of the editorial red pencil eliminating the word wouldn’t have also removed the need for the label. That accusation was made by people in the comic book business, who of course, know better. But I don’t care if your name is “Joe Schmuck,” Paul Kupperberg, or Neil Gaiman, in a company-owned property (as opposed to creator-owned, which didn’t exist in the 1950s or 1960s)… nothing sees print that isn’t approved by the editor!

Elsewhere (everywhere!) is the Stan Lee vs. Jack Kirby (or Steve Ditko) debate. Who “created” Marvel Comics? One side stands firm: it was Jack Kirby (and/or Steve Ditko), but Jack (and Steve) got screwed by Marvel and now Stan has stolen all the credit! The other side is equally certain: it was Stan Lee, who wrote practically every story in every issue (with some help from Larry Lieber and a couple of other scripters who popped up here and there) during those early Marvel years. He, not Jack or Steve, had (or ultimately developed) the overarching vision of the Marvel Universe because only Stan, as writer and/or editor of the entire line, had the perspective to do so.

Jack Kirby and Stan Lee

Jack Kirby and Stan Lee

So was Jack screwed by Marvel? He was disgruntled with his situation there so he went somewhere else, leaving of his own accord. Jack had a history of disgruntlement and fights with editors leading to his walking away. Hey, the man was a survivor, a Lower East Side New York street kid and a soldier who was involved in some of the fiercest battles of World War II. He didn’t suffer bullshit gladly but, apparently, his reaction to it wasn’t so much to try to settle the disputes as it was to punch his way through them. Every creator has an “avatar character,” someone they’ve written or drawn somewhere along the line that they identify with and see as reflections of themselves. In Jack’s case, I think his avatar was Ben Grimm, the uncompromising and pugnacious Thing of the Fantastic Four, another fighter and a survivor.

Before I go any farther, let me state here and now and loud: I love Jack Kirby’s art. I think he’s one of the most important creative forces to ever work in the comics field. I believe he created the dynamic visual vocabulary of comic books and influenced, in some way, just about everybody who came after him. There’s a reason why Joe Simon and Jack Kirby were among the very few Golden Age creators to be given a credit on the stories themselves as well as on covers, a rarity in those days, as a sales tool. What they created sold and sold on the strength of their work! When Jack was about to go off to serve in World War II, DC made sure it had as large an inventory of S&K stories as it could stockpile to see them through his absence.

Stan or Jack? The truth–which we’ll never know, with Jack no longer with us and Stan set in his version of what happened–lies somewhere in between. Yes, Stan thought up the main concepts but it took Jack to bring them to life. Of course, if Stan’s favorite artist to work with in those days hadn’t died a couple of years earlier in a fall from a commuter train, Fantastic Four #1 would likely have been a Stan Lee/Joe Maneely production.

Why is it that the mere mention of Stan Lee online brings an immediate stream of invective aimed his way, even from people in the industry? Stan’s not a villain and, as astute as he seems to be in using his fame to promote himself and his work, I don’t think there’s much guile in him at all. What you see is pretty much what you get, on camera or off.

Those who work in comic books know how it works. Or should…and if they don’t, shame on them! Sure, there are publishers who will try to take advantage of creators, but if you sign on with a publisher knowing their terms are unfair, then you have no right to complain to when they hold you to that contract, however unfair. Jack Kirby drew all those Marvel Comics under the same work-made-for-hire deal that Stan and everybody else was laboring under. Was that fair? Nope, absolutely not, but he did keep taking the work and cashing their checks. Does he deserve more credit and money for those labors? Legally: I wish it was otherwise, but…no, he doesn’t. He was working on a simple, straightforward Work-Made-For-Hire deal as it was then defined. Jack drew his pages, received his paychecks, and the deal was done, requiring nothing further legally due him from Marvel Comics.

Does Marvel have a moral obligation to further compensate Jack Kirby (and the others) in the wake of the multi-billion dollar success of their media franchises based on properties he had a hand in creating?

Therein lies the trickiest of questions. As someone who labors in the same fields (and perhaps has it better than Jack and his coevals had because of what they went through), I want to say absolutely, yes! But, when I look at the situation from a cold, legally objective point of view, I can’t be so certain. Artist promises to deliver X pages by this date in exchange for Y compensation. Period. Was that standard met? If so, what are we talking about?

There’s no question in my mind that Marvel’s handling of the Kirby situation was clunky and heavy handed. They held him to a separate legal standard over the issue of the return of his original art than was being offered other creators because the legal and fiscal consequences to them of a successful reclamation of rights to the characters he worked on would have been disastrous. Jack wanted and deserved to have his art returned on the same terms they offered everybody else.

However…where was Jack on this issue when he was a publisher? Jack and Joe Simon headed up more than one comics publishing company in the late-1940s and early 1950s. All those issues of Fighting American were signed “Simon & Kirby,” even if they were drawn by George Tuska or Bill Draut. When those stories were reprinted in a 1989 hardcover, over thirty years after they were originally published, Jack and Joe’s names were the only ones to be found in the credits and the respective introductions they penned for the volume. And I never did ask George Tuska if Jack and Joe’s Prize Group Comics company ever returned his original art for the stories he drew for them or if Jack made sure he got a royalty check for the reprints, but I’m willing to bet damn near anything that neither of those things ever happened.

Why? Because that was the way the comics industry worked. Writers and artists went into the business knowing it was that way and either accepted the terms or found some other way to make a living. I’m not saying it was right or it was fair. It was just what was. Some creators tried to change the system from within, while others, including Jack Kirby and Joe Simon, were active participants in perpetuating the system.

I’m not judging, really. I entered the comic book industry in 1975, when to cash my check from Charlton or DC Comics, I had to endorse it under a paragraph of rubber-stamped legalese that stated by signing it I waived all rights to my work and acknowledged DC Comics as the sole author of it. But I wanted to work in comic books and that was the way the comic book industry worked, so I signed.

Again, I admire and respect Jack Kirby and do indeed believe he was and will always be the King of Comics. One of the high points of my career was when Jack penciled a six-issue Super Powers miniseries I wrote, based on the 1980s action figure line of the same name. Me getting to share a credit box with Kirby?! Hell yes! I had written the miniseries as full scripts, not knowing who the artist was to be, and when editor Andrew Helfer presented me with Kirby, I did a happy dance that gets repeated every time I look at that project.

But…several years later, Jack and Roz gave an interview to, I believe, The Comics Journal, in which Jack stated that he had been the writer of everything he ever drew. Stan was the dialogue man, but the stories came from Jack. Everything…including, apparently, my fully-scripted Super Powers miniseries, which he followed to the letter. When you know one thing a person claims is the absolute truth isn’t, how can you not be suspicious of all their similar claims on the same subject? But he was Jack Kirby and I wasn’t, so I kept it to myself and didn’t bother pounding out an indignant letter to set the record straight.

(Nor is Jack the only creator to state a case for creating characters after the fact. Later in life, an embittered Carmine Infantino, famous for his Silver Age-creating run as the artist of The Flash, began claiming that he, not writers John Broome and Gardner Fox, had created the Scarlet Speedster’s Rogues Gallery; like Jack with Marvel, Carmine and DC had not parted on the best of terms and time with its frustrations and hard-learned lessons can alter memory.)

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The typewritten synopsis for Fantastic Four #1, written by Stan Lee, exists, showing that Stan created the basic characters and outline for the story. Did Jack Kirby add layers and dimensions to the mix? Absolutely! But I have also seen enough pages of Jack’s original art from 1960s Marvel Comics he drew with his margin notes still discernible to know that the ideas and directions he jotted down for Stan to consider when writing the dialogue were, as often as not, nowhere as good or as nuanced as what Stan ended up writing. I think it’s easy enough to take any run of the FF or Thor by Stan and Jack and compare them with Jack’s own solo efforts on New Gods or Jimmy Olsen or Captain Victory. And this isn’t a jab at Kirby! He was a brilliant idea man…hell, an idea factory with one of the most fertile imaginations to ever labor in this or any other entertainment field. He just wasn’t a very good writer…and what law said he had to be brilliant at everything? His characters lacked depth, were pretty much interchangeable, and he didn’t seem to have much more than two or three different voices/speech patterns to assign to any of his characters. But so what? Even if all (!!!) he ever did was work in creative partnership to complement the talents of better writers like Joe Simon and Stan Lee, that’s still one hell of a legacy that deserves the highest honors and a spot in the very forefront of the Comic Book Hall of Fame.

Someone once posed the question that put the whole Evil Stan Lee/Poor Jack Kirby debate in perspective for me: If Stan had left Marvel and Jack had stayed on, who would today be considered the Evil Marvel Daddy and who would be the Good Marvel Daddy?

Think about it.

There’s also the Stan Lee/Steve Ditko “Who created Spider-Man?” debate. Dare to type the name Stan Lee in a Facebook post and you can be sure it will be followed by some variant of “Stan sucks! He robbed Jack/Steve!” It’s become as reflexive as a kick following a tap to the knee.

In Jonathan Ross’s 2007 BBC documentary, “In Search of Steve Ditko,” the host sits down with Stan to talk about the creation of Spider-Man and his complicated relationship with Ditko. At first, Stan is full of his usual bombast (I don’t even think he knows he’s doing it anymore), trying to remain noncommittal, but Ross keeps pecking away at the question of who created what until, finally, the bombast falls away and Stan responds in as honest a tone as I’ve ever heard him use:

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Stan: He (Steve) had complained to me a number of times when there were articles written about Spider-Man which called me the creator of Spider-Man, and I always thought I was because I’m the guy who said “I have an idea for a strip called Spider-Man”…Steve had said, “Having an idea is nothing because until it becomes a physical thing, it’s just an idea.” And he said it took him to draw the strip and give it life, so to speak, or to give it something actually tangible, otherwise, all I had was an idea. So I said to him, “Well, I think the person with the idea is the person who creates it.” And he said, “No, because I drew it.” Anyway, Steve definitely felt that he was the co-creator of Spider-Man, and after he said it and I saw it meant a lot to him, that was fine with me, so I said, fine, I’ll tell everyone you’re the co-creator. That didn’t quite satisfy him, so I sent him a letter, I put it in writing (in a letter dated 8/18/99), “To Whom It May Concern, this is to state that I consider Steve Ditko to be the co-creator of Spider-Man, along with me,” something like that. And I sent it to him and said you can show this to anyone you want to. And I found out that Steve still objected to that because he felt I used the word “consider”–I “consider Steve to be the co-creator.” Apparently he felt that wasn’t definite enough, so at that point I gave up, I mean, we just…I haven’t spoken to or heard from him since.

Ross: But do you yourself believe he co-created it?

(And it’s here that Stan’s façade falls away and, instead of giving one of his pat, rehearsed answers, he pauses, and you can see that this subject pains him and that he’s struggling to find some middle ground.

Stan: I’m willing to say so.

Ross: That’s not what I’m asking you, Stan.

Stan: No, and that’s the best answer I can give you.

Ross: So it’s a no then, isn’t it?

Stan: No, I really think the guy who dreams the thing up created it! You dream it up and then you give it to anybody to draw it.

Ross: But if it had been drawn differently, it might not have been successful or a hit…

Stan: Then I would have created something that didn’t succeed.

Ross: Valid point.

Stan: But I don’t want to…you made me say that in this documentary that you’re doing and I’m sorry I said it because I’m happy to say I consider Steve to be the co-creator.

Ross: But you can see…

Stan: I think if Steve wants to be called the co-creator, he deserves to be called the co-creator because he had done such a wonderful job.steve_ditko1

Again, I bow before no one in my admiration of Steve Ditko and his work; one of the first half-dozen stories I ever wrote for the Charlton Comics horror comics was drawn by Steve and, like my the Kirby-drawn Super Powers, it (and a later Legion of Super-Heroes back-up for DC which I wrote and he drew) stands out as career highlight and major fanboy moments of gibbery.

But…

As much as Steve wanted validation from Stan and Marvel Comics, it wasn’t and isn’t Stan’s to give. Marvel Comics owns Spider-Man, not Stan. Stan was/is an employee of Marvel, not its master; he worked for Martin Goodman, he worked for Ike Perlmutter, he worked for whoever, but his was never the last say on anything to do with the legal issues we’re talking about. He has no legal standing to make so definitive a statement as “Steve Ditko is the co-creator of Spider-Man!” To do so would be a breach of his fiduciary responsibility to his employer and would have opened him up to world of trouble and the loss of his job. A statement like that from Stan could be used in court by Steve (were he the suing kind; he’s not, preferring to look forward rather than dwell on the past…I know, I’ve tried to engage him in a discussion about the olden days) to advance a legal claim.

And I do understand Stan’s point. I’ve had properties I’ve created in full–a story bible, complete with characters and their back stories, a history of their world, and stories for the launch, including a full script for the first issue–end up with me sharing “co-creator” credit (and equity) with an artist who was brought on board after all that was in place. Does coming up with a visual make the artist my equal partner (because by this time, publishers were giving creators equity in their characters)? Like Stan, I don’t really believe it does, especially when the artist is working off a full written plot or script. But, again, that was the way the business worked and I had the choice of signing the contract or taking my character and walking away. It wasn’t the optimum situation, but it was the best deal then being offered, so I signed with eyes wide open and lips clamped shut.

We seem to have arrived at a time in history where every story needs to have a hero and a villain. In the case of the Marvel story, Stan’s been made the villain because he’s the most visible of all the people who worked on those comics. Stan became the face of Marvel Comics because he had the personality for the job, one which the reclusive and private Ditko wouldn’t have taken on and for which the gruff Kirby wasn’t really suited. But that visibility–Stan Lee is the only figure from the comic industry that anybody outside the industry can name–makes him the biggest and most obvious target. Stan has given credit where it was due (I seem to remember his Origins of Marvel Comics introductions from that 1970s book were quite evenhanded on that subject but I don’t have them available to check), but is he obligated to state a belief he doesn’t himself hold just because it’s what’s popular? And does believing that as the person who first had the idea, he is the actual creator make him the bad guy or just human?

I know this post is going to get me slammed; remember my definition of Facebook, “The place where no statement goes unchallenged, no punch line is left unstepped upon, and where no umbrage is left untaken, even for people you’ve never met”? I expect this will be read as my being a “company man” while all I’ve tried to do is look at these events from some middle ground, based on the realities of the world in which they took place. Context is key, but context doesn’t seem to have a place on the internet.

As I said, we’ll never know the absolute truth, but I’m fairly certain that neither side has it absolutely right. Those who actually have a dog in the fight are, naturally, constrained by their self-interest. And those of us standing around the ring watching the fight have, as is our wont, chosen sides. But because nobody knows the truth, I don’t see any use in the viciousness of some of the spectators. You’ve got your opinion, I’ve got mine, but bottom line, we don’t know and no amount of screaming is going to change that. As a friend of mine recently said in a discussion about religion (he’s pro; I’m not), “Do you really think that after I’ve been a practicing Catholic for almost 60 years that you’re going to convince me there’s no god in a ten minute conversation?”

He was right. But that we don’t agree doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. And that some of us have different views on who deserves the credit for the creation of this comic book character or that favorite story, well, in the end, it takes two to tango and Stan Lee without Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko and Jerry Siegel without Mort Weisinger would have lead to the creation of some very different stories than those we got.

And then what would we have to fight about on Facebook?

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Paul Kupperberg on January 12th, 2014

Over at the Crazy 8 Press website, my fellow authors and I (try!) to blog on a regular basis about…well, all kinds of stuff. For December, we all wrote about television science fiction programs. In case you’re not a regular habitué of said blog (and why aren’t you?), here’s what I, Mr. Pee-In-The-Pool, had to say on that subject…

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The theme for this month’s blog posts by Crazy 8 authors is a look at television science fiction. The problem is, other than Doctor Who and the occasional Outer Limits or Twilight Zone rerun, I don’t watch any science fiction shows on TV…and please don’t bother recommending any to me, thanks all the same. The genre pretty much lost me after the clusterfornications that were Lost and Heroes. Why was I investing my time and sympathies with shows that didn’t know quite what they were or where they were going and would inevitably disappoint? So I save myself the aggravation and growling at my TV by just not watching it to begin with. My recent dip into Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has confirmed the wisdom of that decision.

The problem I’ve always found is that the people producing science fiction TV shows aren’t usually very knowledgeable about science fiction. If they had ever read science fiction, it was probably back when they were kids. But seeing as they’re TV producers, it’s more likely their concept of science fiction was gleamed from the movies and television shows they watched growing up…produced by people who also weren’t very knowledgeable about science fiction. It’s like the way a friend described J.J. Abrams’ take on Star Trek, “It’s as though he heard a capsule outline of the original series as described by someone who watched it in 1967 and based his interpretation on that. Everything is more or less there, but it’s just not quite right.”

To TV and film producers, science fiction is just another medium, along with cop shows, forensic shows, medical and legal dramas, etc. Another example from Star Trek is the famous story of Gene Roddenberry’s use of the line “Wagon Train in space” in his pitch to the networks. For better than a decade, Westerns had been the most popular thing on the tube, so Roddenberry’s pitch line was an obvious descriptor for his show, and if’n you think about it, pardner, wouldn’t’a been so hard to transpose the Star Trek concept to a Western setting, the Enterprise swapped out for a railroad train with a company boldly going to lay tracks where no Europeans have gone before. Or as a period naval drama seeking out new civilizations during the age of exploration. It just shows the interchangeability of backdrops for a lot of ideas in the minds of TV producers.

Of course, what they–i.e. the producers and creators of TV “sci-fi”–consider science fiction is to us–i.e. longtime/lifelong readers of science fiction and even somewhat aware of the history of the genre–a joke. Even my print science fiction aficionado friends who watch televised science fiction and profess to enjoy much of it still spend more time tearing it apart for its lack of verisimilitude to “real” science fiction than praising it for its own merits. Fortunately for the producers, however, the True Fan is, other than as annoying creator of anti-buzz on the internet, irrelevant to the program’s bottom line. The True Fans’ numbers are too small to make a difference to the ratings (or box office) and, besides (Spoiler Alert!) they usually watch the shows anyway, if only to be able pick them apart so they’ll have something to complain about on Twitter…as if the Neilsen Ratings can distinguish between viewers who are tuned in because they like the show or out of sheer spite.

But what I want to see on the screen as a lifelong reader is what I’ve been reading all my life. A miniseries based on Isaac Asimov’s Foundation trilogy? Bring it on! Except…do you know how dull that would be? Asimov’s books were largely talk and thought and, while there may be an exciting way to film it, it’s beyond my meager imagination to figure out how. I’d watch it if someone else solved the puzzle. But how many mainstream viewers would last through the first hour? TV and cinematic science fiction is designed to be a kind of shorthand version of the real thing, built with a general audience to whom “sci-fi” means ray guns, spaceships, and aliens in rubber masks in mind. Old timey non-SF conversant TV viewers remember contemporary programs like Star Trek and Lost In Space with about equal weight. Both were labeled science fiction. But then again, so were The Jetsons and It’s About Time.

So I’m not the right person to ask for my views on the latest “sci-fi” on the tube. I don’t think it’s gotten everything wrong–I call the iPhone my “Star Trek communicator,” their “replicator” has become fact with current-day 3-D printers, and, let’s face it, The Jetsons called a lot of things right about the civil and social applications of science, albeit draped in cartoonish trophs, like turning the fully-automated home into the character of Rosie the Robot-Maid–but enough so that I have, as I said, decided to opt out. Except, as I say, for Doctor Who. But that’s just the exception to my rule.

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Paul Kupperberg on October 23rd, 2013
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Sidney, 1950

Today would have been my dad’s 92nd birthday. I thought a good way to remember him would be to present some of his own memories, written for a creative writing class he took in 1991 – 1992 at the Hebrew Educational Society, after his retirement from the Bank of New York.

Morty, Martinis, and Mortality: A Shellfish Tale

Nearly sixty years ago a new boy moved onto the block. He was about a year younger than I and somewhat smaller. He wanted to be one of the bunch. So I beat him up.

He hung around with us, learned how to roll cigarettes from a pack of Bugler and Zig-Zag papers. Years later, when something more potent was rolled into Zig-Zags, I became some kind of hero when I showed the next generation how to roll anything into those papers.

Not too much longer after he joined us, Morty grew to be much larger than I was. So he beat me up.

With that out of the way, we became the best of friends. The conversations we had! How far does the universe go? How many suns are there in it? What is god? This was the 1930s, before television, when it seemed like these sorts of thoughts were brand new, before this sort of knowledge was available to everybody.

Time went by and, unable to get a job, Morty joined the Navy. We corresponded once in a while, and then the war broke out in 1941. It was nearly five years before Morty came back home.

“Sid,” he said to me, “there’s a big world out there. People do all sorts of things, eat things you wouldn’t imagine.”

So we drove down to Lundy’s, a seafood restaurant in Sheepshead Bay where he ordered a dozen clams. I took one look at them and shook my head. “Shut you eyes and open your mouth,” he ordered. I did. They were delicious and I was hooked.

Right next to Lundy’s Clam Bar was Lundy’s Bar. Several times a week we go to either one or the other. Gin martinis were the drink for me. The bartender would give us a dish of olives on the side.

That was living.

But we never drank and ate oysters or clams together. Popular belief back then had it that mixing raw shellfish with alcohol could give you acute indigestion that could kill you.

One night after I don’t know how many gin martinis, one of us decided that a few clams couldn’t possibly kill us. We decided to go next door to the clam bar to try. The girls who were with us got hysterical, while the other fellows in the group cheered us on.

Several platters of raw clams later we were being driven home, drunken heroes.

I wonder if we were the first ones to ever try that deadly combination. I choose to believe we were, brave volunteers risking our lives for science.

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The Animals of East 89th Street

Ours was a very friendly block. During the hot, summer nights, we all sat outside until late at night, gathered in groups, telling stories and laughing until all hours. Sometimes, a young child would toddle out of one of the two family houses, having woken up and in need of attention. The older children took care of themselves.

At the time, I was in retail sales and, on my late days, I would get home after ten p.m., make myself a drink, and join the fun. The first person to spot me would be Marlene, who would shout out, “Here comes a highball with Sidney behind it.” The rest of them just drank soda or iced tea. Sissies!

After his wife died, Ben’s son had given him a Collie puppy to keep him company. That dog thought he was a person. If the door wasn’t locked, she could turn the front doorknob with her mouth and let herself out. One evening, Ben didn’t want to be bothered with the dog so he left her in the house. She waited for him a few hours, growing more impatient and annoyed, until she finally opened the door, and came up behind Ben and bit him on the leg.

Another couple had a little yellow mutt named Taffy, which they kept in the house whenever she went into heat. Across the street lived a humungous German Shepherd named Homey. He was the dog king of East 89th Street and, catching wind of Taffy’s scent, he quickly dispatched the several other contenders who had come sniffing after her and dove right through the screen window to possess his lady love. But Taffy was twelve or fifteen pounds, while Homey was the size of a Shetland pony, and though she was willing and he tried every which way he could, their love remained an unconsummated exercise in futility.

Taffy’s owners also had a cat which loved cars. If anyone left their car window open, the cat would jump in. If he couldn’t find an open window, he would settle himself on the roof or hood. It wasn’t unusual for a car to leave East 89th Street, only to circle around a few minutes later to toss the cat out the window.

The poor puss came to a sad end. Her owners were growing marijuana under lights in their apartment and, like all cats, this one liked to eat plants. Tabby O.D.’ed one day, but died very happy. It was said she looked liked the Cheshire Cat with a big smile on her face.

Eventually, Homey grew old and was challenged by Tippy, the guardian of Pete’s Auto Body Shop, around the corner on Ditmas Avenue. Tippy was a huge junkyard mongrel and, one day, Homey chased the younger dog off the block but made the mistake of following him into the brickyard across the street where a whole pack of wild dogs were waiting to ambush him. The pack chewed him up something fierce. Homey survived but, after that, rarely moved from the safety of his own front stoop.

That block had a sound of its own during the full moon, when all the junkyard dogs from Rockaway Parkway to Ralph Avenue would howl, a wild, heavenly chorus.

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A Nickel or a Kiss?

When my oldest son was about four years old, I was involved in the plastic toy business. We did contract work for most of the large molding companies in the area. To say that my boys had toys enough to make any child (except mine) happy would be an understatement.

At the time we lived on Buffalo Avenue in Brooklyn, a block I had been raised on since I was ten or eleven years old. Around the corner, on St. John’s Place, was the candy store, owned by Flemmy, the archetypical old candy store owner. He wore a dirty apron over old clothes and schlepped around on bad feet over the saw dust covered floor. Flemmy’s opened at the crack of dawn to sell newspapers to the work bound commuters and stayed open late at night to catch the last few pennies for cigarettes and candy and the late night editions of the papers. The walls of the candy store were hung with cards of novelties and objects of no use to anyone but of infinite allure to all.

There was a small showcase against the rear wall that contained more novelties and toys, and an old fashion folding door telephone booth.

When I was a boy, before people had telephones of their own in their homes, the candy store phone was like the neighborhood message center. We used to hang around Flemmy’s waiting to take messages over the phone and run them over to whoever the call was for. The standard tip for this was 5¢ and, on a good day, you could make enough for a pack of Camels and an egg cream.

One of the best phone customers was Mrs. Scheiner. She wasn’t young and she wasn’t very pretty, but it seems she dispensed a service which was much in demand and received a lot of calls from men making appointments for that service.

Once, when it was my turn to answer the phone, I ran up to her apartment and delivered the message. She never had men up to her apartment, so she would come down nicely dressed, carrying her overnight bag, return the call in Flemmy’s phone booth, and then get on the trolley or hail a cab. But first she would ask who had come up to get her.

“Me,” I said.

“Do you want a nickel or a kiss?” she asked.

I quickly covered my mouth  and said, “Gimme the nickel!”

Years later, after I’m married and had three children, I was in the candy store with Alan, my oldest, buying him one of Flemmy’s famous egg creams. He sees a toy in the showcase that he wants, but I tell him he can’t have it. “You have a ton of toys upstairs. You don’t need another one.”

He insists and starts to cry pitifully, but I stay firm.

While this was going on, Mrs. Scheiner had come into the candy store. By this time, she has retired from her previous trade, gotten married, and is respected by all the neighborhood.

She watches poor sobbing and deprived Alan for a few moments and then, with a look of disgust, opens her purse and slaps a dollar bill down onto the counter. Walking out, she says, “There, you cheap son of a bitch…now buy the poor kid a toy!”

 

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Paul Kupperberg on October 1st, 2013

huge Nussbaum knocked on the door of apartment 3-E and rattled the doorknob.

“Himmelstein,” he said and knocked again. “You home, Himmelstein?”

Nussbaum knew the answer. He could hear the muted drone of Himmelstein’s television behind the door and smell the layer of fresh cigar smoke over the stale base of odor that always lingered there in the hallway. Himmelstein was home. Lately he was always home.

“Everybody’s worried, Himmelstein,” Nussbaum said. “We haven’t seen you in almost two weeks, since…well, anyway, Mrs. Origi wants to call the landlord to come open your door to see if you’re okay.”

Nussbaum put his ear to the door and listened. The bass murmur of TV voices was the only sound to be heard. He could picture Himmelstein, sitting quietly in the ratty old recliner his wife had been forever trying to make him get rid of, staring blankly at the quarrelsome cable news talk shows he loved to watch, one of those big, well-chewed cigars clamped between his teeth.

“C’mon, Himmelstein. I know you’re in there. Just open the door and let me see you’re all right, will you? Everybody’s worried.”

At the end of the hallway, the elevator doors wheezed open and the creaking of a walker came scraping along the carpet towards Nussbaum.

“Is he in there?” Mrs. McIntyre said. Being half deaf herself, the old woman always spoke too loud.

“He’s in there,” Nussbaum said.

“Then why doesn’t the old fool answer?” Still halfway down the hall, Mrs. McIntyre was practically bellowing so that she could hear herself.

Nussbaum stepped away from the door and turned to her, a shushing finger to his lips.

“Keep your voice down, Mrs. McIntyre.”

“What?”

He sighed and hurried down the hall to intercept her.

“I said, please keep your voice down. Just let me handle this, okay, Mrs. McIntyre?”

“What did I say? I’m just asking what’s going on. I’ve been living next door to them for six years. Nettie was my best friend. I don’t got a right to know?”

Nussbaum leaned down and spoke into her right ear. “He’s depressed, yes? The man just buried his wife of fifty-two years. Look, you go to your apartment and let me handle this. I’ll knock on your door when I’ve talked to him and let you know, okay?”

“Of course he’s depressed,” she said. A sour look came over her face. “Is that any reason he should make the rest of us worry?”

Mrs. McIntyre waved Nussbaum aside and shoved her walker ahead of her.

“He acts like he’s the only one ever lost anyone,” she said. Shouted, angry at Himmelstein’s misery. “I been widowed…twice, the last time nine years ago. I’ve had two strokes and a heart attack. I’ve buried one child and my youngest daughter’s got health problems and can’t work, so I help her out and she helps me out, so does my granddaughter, bless her sweet, simple soul. So what? The world’s that kind of place. You don’t stop living because you don’t like the life it hands you.”

“Who said he’s stopped living?” Nussbaum said.

“He’s given up. That’s the same thing.”

Mrs. McIntyre continued past her door and stopped at 3-E. She jabbed her twig of a finger at the doorbell button on the door frame. Once. Twice. Three times.

“We can smell your stinking cigar out here, Barry. Stop making everybody worry and open this door.” She rang the bell again. “Now!” Another stab at the bell.

“Mrs. McIntyre…”

“Don’t ‘Mrs. McIntyre’ me, Mr. Nussbaum,” he said. “I been alive longer than anybody in this building. You want to talk to me about being depressed? Look at me. I got anything to be happy about, the things I been through?”

Nussbaum shrugged, wishing she would quiet down and go away. “Do we got to have this discussion right in front of his door?”

“Why not? He’s stopped listening, hasn’t he? Won’t answer his door, just sits in that stinking old chair smoking his stinking cigars and watching those morons on television. You think that’s what Nettie would’ve wanted him to do?”

Nussbaum felt himself growing angry at the old woman’s judgment.

“He’s entitled to his grief,” he said.

“I say he isn’t? You lost your wife…what, three years ago?”

“Four. It’ll be four years, this May.”

“You grieved. Plenty! I remember, but you didn’t shrivel up and go into hiding. You kept on living. Started going to the Y, didn’t you, to swim so you wouldn’t be all alone, made new friends. I see you, all the time at the McDonald’s, drinking coffee and playing Bingo or cards with all those people.”

“Everybody’s different, Mrs. McIntyre.”

“Everybody’s the same. If you lock yourself up after every tragedy in your life, all you’ll ever have is misery.”

The door to 3-D flew open and Rodriquez, wearing a bathrobe over his trousers and t-shirt, his hair flying wild, said, “Wha’s all the noise, eh? I’m tryin to nap.”

“Sorry, Mr. Rodriquez,” Nussbaum said. “We’re just trying to talk to Himmelstein.”

“Yeah? Tell im to lower his television while he at it, okay? It’s comin right through my wall.”

“I’ll tell him,” Nussbaum said.

Rodriquez tugged on the belt knotted around his protruding stomach and pointed his unshaved chin at the door to 3-E.

“Himmelstein, he still not answerin, huh?”

“No,” Mrs. McIntyre said. “He’s all alone, too stubborn to accept a shoulder to cry on.”

Rodriquez said, “At’s no good, bein lonely an miserable. You his frens, yes, Mr. Nussbaum? Talk to im, huh?”

From behind Himmelstein’s door Nussbaum heard a sound. He looked down and saw the shadow of movement in the narrow gap above the threshold.

“I’m trying to,” Nussbaum said. He glared at Mrs. McIntyre.

“What you do, you tell him, death doesn’t have to be the end,” she said. “Not for the living. My first husband died, I didn’t lay down in the coffin and get buried with him, did I? I met Mr. McIntyre and we had our girls and I wouldn’t trade a second of that life, right up to the end for him. I got problems, my daughter and her girl they got problems, so what? Me being sick brung us all closer together and now we got each other.”

“Sure, sure,” Mr. Rodriquez said. “I don guess we was ever gonna move from that rat hole slum, my Rosa she don wanna leave the old neighborhood and all’a places and frens, eh? Fire that burn us out, burn up all our stuff, it turn out a blessing, wasn’t it? We got this place an all’a new frens, a whole new life, huh? You tell Mr. Himmelstein that, Mr. Nussbaum.”

“Look, it takes time to find any good coming out of a tragedy,” Nussbaum said. “Don’t be so quick to judge. Himmelstein’s grief is his own business. It’s going to take him time the same way it took you to fill this hole in his life.”

Mrs. McIntyre made a face and said, “The holes don’t never get filled. Who said anything about that?”

Nussbaum looked down at the gap at the bottom of the door, at what he was sure was the shadow of Himmelstein’s slippered feet as he stood there, listening to them.

“What kind of talk is that, Mrs. McIntyre?” Nussbaum said.

“It’s truth talk, Mr. Nussbaum,” the old lady said. “Don’t you know it’s the holes in our lives that lets the light in?”

Nussbaum blinked and said, “Huh.”

And on the other side of Himmelstein’s door, they all heard the click of the lock being opened.

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Paul Kupperberg on September 17th, 2013

4481416936_4f4bc8ff2dAt a local library sale, I recently picked up a copy of James M. Cain’s Three of a Kind, which collects his first three novels, Career In C Minor, The Embezzler, and Double Indemnity. It’s a nice little book club edition published in 1944 for which I paid $2, an insane bargain, if only for the three novels by one of the masters of noir. But Three of a Kind contains the extra added bonus of a Preface by the author, a wonderful essay on writing, James M. Cain-style:

Preface
These novels, though written fairly recently, really belong to the Depression, rather than the War, and make interesting foot-notes to an era. They also make, to anybody who finds me interesting, an interesting commentary on my own development as a novelist, and as I am probably the most mis-read, mis-reviewed, and misunderstood novelist now writing, this may be a good place to say a word about myself, my literary ideals, and my method of composition. I have had, since I began writing, the greatest difficulties with technique, or at any rate fictive technique. I first wanted to be a novelist in my early twenties, but didn’t try to be until I was nearly thirty. I went down in the West Virginia coal mines, got a job there, and came back to write a story in that setting, I having acquired, in connection with my newspaper work, quite a background about labor. I wrote three novels that winter, all so bad I dumped them in the wastebasket; the last one I wouldn’t have written at all if I hadn’t squirmed at the idea of facing my reporter friends with the news that my great American novel was a pipe dream. Yet face them I had to, and for ten years resigned myself to the conviction that I couldn’t write a novel. I tried plays with no success, and short stories with very little success, but with a curious discovery. What had made the novel so hopeless was that I didn’t seem to have the least idea where I was going with it, or even which paragraph should follow which. But my short stories, which were put into the mouth of some character, marched right along, for if I in the third person faltered and stumbled, my characters in the first person knew perfectly well what they had to say. Yet they were very homely characters, and spoke a gnarled and grotesque jargon that didn’t seem quite adapted to long-fiction; it seemed to me that after fifty pages of ain’ts, brungs, and fittens, the reader would want to throw the book at me. But then I moved to California and heard the Western roughneck: the boy who is just as elemental inside as his Eastern colleague, but who has been to high school, completes his sentences, and uses reasonably good grammar. Once my ear had put this on wax, so that I had it, I began to wonder if that wouldn’t be the medium I could use to write novels. This is the origin of the style that is usually associated with me, and that will be found, in a somewhat modified form, in this book. No writer would be telling the truth if he said he didn’t think about style, for his style is the very pattern and weave and dye of his work. Yet I confess I usually read comments on this style with some surprise, for I make no conscious effort to be tough, or hard-boiled, or grim, or any of the. things I am usually called. I merely try to write as the character would write, and I never forget that the average man, from the fields, the streets, the bars, the offices, and even the gutters of his country, has acquired a vividness of speech that goes beyond anything I could invent, and that if I stick to this heritage, this logos of the American countryside, I shall attain a maximum of effectiveness with very little effort. In general my style is rural rather than urban; my ear seems to like fields better than streets. I am glad of this, for I think language loses a bit of its bounce the moment its heels touch concrete.

About the time I was having these meditations on style, I fell under the spell of a man named Vincent Lawrence. You probably associate him with the writing credits of a good many movies, and no doubt have seen his plays; but his influence in Hollywood goes considerably beyond the scripts he has written, admirable as some of them have been. He has laid down principles that are pretty generally incorporated into pictures by now, and for that reason, as well as personal idiosyncrasies that are to say the least of it odd, has become something of a legend. I first met him in New York, when a play of mine had died on the road, and the late Philip Goodman, who produced it, had asked him to read it to see if it could be salvaged for Broadway. It couldn’t, as it turned out, but I met this tall, gaunt itinerant of Alpine villages, whose banner bore a strange device indeed: Technique. Until then I had been somewhat suspicious of technique. Not that I didn’t take pains with what I wrote, but I felt that good writing was gestative rather than fabricative, and that technique for its own sake probably anagramed into formula, and perhaps into hoke. Also, I was for some time thoroughly suspicious of him. The charm, the strange viewpoint on life, were impossible to resist, but like most fanatics, he was incredibly ignorant, and I don’t usually associate ignorance with profundity. For example, he talked quite a lot about the One, the Two, and the Three, not seeming to know that these were nothing but the Aristotelean Beginning, Middle, and End. His assumption that he had invented them reminded me of a crackpot I ran into once, in Charles County, Md. He had promised the village of Waldorf a great surprise, one he had been working on for years; I happened to be there the day he came down to the store with it, riding it, as a matter of fact. It was what he called a pedocycle, a contraption with high wheels that worked something like a tricycle, but with ratchets instead of a bent-axle drive. It was of wood, all hand-whittled, and it did move at a tolerably lively clip, but he didn’t seem aware that even in Charles County they had bicycles by then.

Yet it was amusing, if nothing else, to hear Lawrence ask his friend William Harris, Jr., the theatrical producer, with an amiable grin : “Well, General, who the hell was Aristotle, and who did he lick?” He had fantastic names for his friends, and spoke a fantastic language of his own, with words in it I am not sure, well as I have come to know him, I really understand, at least in their relation to his cerebration. So when this wight got me by the lapel, and talked technique at me, I was a little hostile. Until then, my ideal of writing, as well as I can recall it, was that the story correspond with life, mirror it, give a picture whose main element was truth. Lawrence had no objection to this, but insisted that truth was not all. He said if truth were the main object of writing, I would have a hard time competing with a $3 camera. He said if truth were what a writer really worshipped, he would write, not a novel, but a case history. Then he recalled for me Dreiser’s play, The Hand of the Potter. He pointed out that this play was truthful enough, but utterly pointless, since it made a plea for a degenerate, without ever once attempting to get you interested in that degenerate.

Writing, narrative writing, whether in the theatre, a book, or a picture house, he said, must first make you care about the people whose fortunes you follow. Then he expounded to me the principle of the love-rack, as he calls it;-I haven’t the faintest idea whether this is a rack on which the lovers are tortured, or something with pegs to hold the shining cloak of romance, or how the word figures in it;–and as it is this which has had such an effect on Hollywood picture writing, I shall give in a little detail what he had to say about it: “O. K., Cain, it’s Romeo and Juliet, they’re out on the balcony, it’s the worst love scene in the world, but anyway it’s some kind of love scene, and what makes it? The balcony, lad, that piece of wood that’s shoved on just before the curtain goes up. If she ever knocks it over some night, and that guy can really climb up there, it’ll lay an egg so bad the Department of Health will move in. In this true story you think you want to write, they meet, they have lunch, they talk, they like each other, they fall in love. That’s how it does happen. But I don’t pay $5.50 for that. It may be love, but it’s not a play. I don’t feel anything, and making me feel it is what you’re. after. Look, I’m sitting at a window, looking down at the park. There’s two benches there, one with a couple on it holding hands. Well there’s no news in that is there? I guess they’re in love but they can go right down and get married and send me a card from Niagara Falls and I don’t care a bit. On the other bench is a girl reading a book. She’s got a little dog there, and every now and then she exercises him by throwing the ball out on the grass and making him bring it back. A guy comes along, takes a look at her, and passes by. But when he takes another look at her I know he likes her looks, and right away I wonder what’s going to happen. Now if she looks up from the book, and jumps up and runs over to him and kisses him, it’s still love, but I’m bored. But if she looks up, and he walks away quick, I know they’re strangers. I see him stop at a peanut vendor’s, and I wonder what he’s up to. He buys peanuts, comes back, sits on the bench, pays no attention to her. But the dog he pats on the head. He starts on the peanuts, but right away he peels one and pitches it up in the air for the dog. The dog catches it, pricks up his ears for another. Turns out the dog likes peanuts. Next thing, the girl is watching it and laughs. The guy raises his hat, moves over. They both play with the dog. He’s done it, Cain, he’s pulled something, he’s got me interested. I stay right there watching them. I ought to be writing a scene, but I want to see how this comes out. After a while, when he flags a cab and they all three drive off together, he, she, and the dog, they’re my favorite lovers that day. It’s the same way with anything you write. Before you can interest me in story, you got to interest me in them.”

All this, as I write it now, seems obvious enough, but it didn’t seem obvious then, either to me or the picture business. We both moved to Hollywood about that time, he to zoom to incredible wealth, I to hit the deck like a watermelon that has rolled off the stevedore’s truck, and to become, briefly, almost as squashy. For I, who had found the newspaper business quite suited to my talents, and had usually been the white-headed boy of editors, now found there was one kind of writing I was no good at: I couldn’t write pictures. Lawrence, bringing a gospel that made sense to a picture business reeling from the tangle of problems brought on by the talkies, was learning the difficult art of giving $20 tips without being sent to psychopathic. I, faced with a financial problem if I wanted to stay west, was thinking technique in grim earnest. I began talking to him, instead of listening to him talk to me. I wanted to know why the whole thing couldn’t be a love-rack. I wanted to know why, if the main situation was pregnant, if it was such as to create an emotional area in which a man and woman lived, there had to be such special attention to an isolated scene in which they fell in love. I wanted to know why every episode in the story couldn’t be invented and moulded and written with a view to its effect on the love story. Lawrence saw no particular objection, and then I somewhat hesitantly revealed what was in my mind. Murder, I said, had always been written from its least interesting angle, which was whether the police would catch the murderer. I was considering, I said, a story in which murder was the love-rack, as it must be to any man and woman who conspire to commit it. But, I said, they would commit the perfect murder. It wouldn’t go, of course, quite as they planned it. But in the end they would get away with it, and then what? They would find, I said, that the earth is not big enough for two persons who share such a dreadful secret, and eventually turn on each other. He was enthusiastic, and I wrote it as planned, with no love-rack in the Lawrence sense. He has always quarreled with me for the first scene between the lovers in that novel, insisting it is commonplace. A commonplace scene was just what I wanted. They were that kind of people, and I still proposed to be true to my ideal of truth, something theatrical people are inclined to be a little perfunctory about. But after this scene, as the dreadful venture became more and more inevitable, I strove for a rising coefficient of intensity, and even hoped that somewhere along the line I would graze passion. The whole thing corresponded to a definition of tragedy I found later in some of my father’s writings: that it was the “force of circumstances driving the protagonists to the commission of a dreadful act.” I didn’t, however, know of that definition at this time. Lawrence liked it, and even gave me a title for it. We were talking one day, about the time he had mailed a play, his first, to a producer. Then, he said, “I almost went nuts. I’d sit and watch for the post-man, and then I’d think, ‘You got to cut this out,’ and then when I left the window I’d be listening for his ring. How I’d know it was the postman was that he’d always ring twice.”

He went on with more of the harrowing tale, but I cut in on him suddenly. I said: “Vincent, I think you’ve given me a title for that book.”

“What’s that?”

“The Postman Always Rings Twice.”

“Say, he rang twice for Chambers, didn’t he?”

“That’s the idea.”

“And on that second ring, Chambers had to answer, didn’t he? Couldn’t hide out in the backyard any more.”

“His number was up, I’d say.”

“I like it.”

“Then that’s it.”

Although only one of them is about murder, these three novels embody this theory of story-building, for they all concern some high adventure on which a man and woman embark. In the case of Career in C Major it is a comic adventure, but to them important. I discover certain unexpected similarities between them. All three, for example, have as their leading male character a big, powerful man in his early thirties. This bothers me much less than you might think. I care almost nothing for what my characters look like, being almost exclusively concerned with their insides. Yet, when a number of people complained, after publication of my novel Serenade, that they had to read half the book before they found out what the singer looked like, I decided, in Mr. Harris’s language, to “wrap that up in a little package for them so they’ve got it and will stop worrying about it.” My choice of what a character looks like is completely phoney, and it may surprise you to learn that I haven’t the faintest idea what he looks like. The movie writer’s description of a character’s externals, “a Clark Gable type,” would do perfectly for me, and if you don’t like the appearance of any of the gentlemen in these pages, you are quite free to switch off to Clark Gable, or Warner Baxter, who played Borland in Career in C Major, or whoever you like. All three stories involve women whose figures are more vivid than their faces, but this doesn’t bother me either. In women’s appearance I take some interest, but I pay much more attention to their figures than I do to their faces-in real life, I mean. Their faces are masks, more or less consciously controlled. But their bodies, the way they walk, sit, hold their heads, gesticulate, and eat, betray them. But here again, on paper, I am more concerned with what goes on inside them than with what they look like. So if you want to put Loretta Young, who played Doris Borland, in her place or Brenda Marshall, who played Sheila Brent, in her place, it will not affect things in the slightest.

Reading these stories over, I get quite a surprise. I would have said, on the basis of how I felt after finishing them, that I liked Double Indemnity best, Career in C Major next, and The Embezzler least. Now my preference is quite the reverse. In the Embezzler I find writing that is much simpler, much freer from calculated effect, than I find in the other two. And for long stretches I find the story quite free of what Clifton Fadiman, writing about me, once called “the conscious muscle-flexing.” The muscle-flexing is often there, all right, and it is real, but it is not, as so many assume, born of a desire to be tough. I had acquired, I suspect as a result of my first fiasco at novel-writing, such a morbid fear of boring a reader that I certainly got the habit of needling a story at the least hint of a letdown. This bothered Edmund Wilson, too, in an article he wrote about me: he attributed these socko twists and surprises to a leaning toward Hollywood, which is not particularly the case. Recently, I have made steady progress at the art of letting a story secrete its own adrenalin, and I have probably written the last of my intense tales of the type that these represent. The trouble with that approach is that you have to have a “natural,” as it is called, before you can start, and a natural is not to be had every day. If what you start with is less, if you shoot at passion and miss by ever so little, you hit lust, which isn’t pretty, or even interesting. Again, the whole method, if the least touch of feebleness gets into it, lends itself to what is perilously close to an etude in eroticism. Again, love is not all of life, and I confess that lately, having got past the stymie of style that bothered me for so many years, I want to tell tales of a little wider implication than those which deal exclusively with one man’s relation to one woman. In the future, what was valid in the technical organization of my first few novels will be synthetized, I hope, into a somewhat larger technique. What was bad will continue to drop off the cart until in the end most of it will be bounced out.

J. M. C.
Aug. 24, 1942

© The estate of James M. Cain

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Paul Kupperberg on September 13th, 2013

imagesThat’s the line Humphrey Bogart (as down on his luck gold prospector Fred C. Dobbs) uses on the Man in the White Suit (played by director John Houston) he keeps accosting for a handout in the 1948 film classic, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Down and out in Mexico, Bogie inadvertently hits up the same guy for money, until, on his third time to that same well, the Man in the White Suit says, “Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money…while I was having my shoes polished I gave you more money…now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else — it’s beginning to get tiresome.”

Bogie is humbly apologetic: “I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face — I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I’ll never put the bite on you again,” and the Man generously lays one last peso on him (“This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don’t forget your promise, here’s another peso.”)…the peso Dobbs uses to buy the lottery ticket that provides him and fellow prospectors Howard and Curtin to their grubstake.

These days, I feel a lot like Fred C. Dobbs. I keep coming up to you, over and over again, hat in hand, asking you for a couple of pesos…or, in my case, to buy my book and the books of my fellow writers involved our own humble little attempt at mining gold out of the cold, hard mountain we call Crazy 8 Press. But unlike Fred C. Dobbs, I’m trying awfully hard not to take advantage of your good will and generosity…and, also unlike the hapless prospector, if you do decide to drop that peso in my cup, you’re getting something in return beyond the warm glow of a good deed done: I hope you’ll find that you’ve exchanged your hard-earned cash for a damned good read, either by me or by fellow Crazy 8 inmates, Michael Jan Friedman, Aaron Rosenberg, Bob Greenberger, Russ Colchamiro, Glenn Hauman, Peter David, and Howard Weinstein.

Crazy 8 authors don’t take our readers for granted, of that I can assure you. I’ve been a writer in the public eye for almost four decades, during which I’ve attended I don’t know how many scores of conventions and book fairs, probably in the hundreds if I bothered to count, and never once has my reaction to a reader or fan who has approached me with something I’ve written to be signed or a hand to shake been anything but a grateful “thank you!” Just this past weekend, I was a guest at the Baltimore Comic-Con where one hyper-apologetic fan stopped me in my wanderings around the convention floor to tell me how much he’s enjoyed my work over the years, repeating how he hated to bother me, but would I mind signing his book…?

What I said to him was the honest truth: He had nothing to apologize for and not only was it not a bother, but I was happy and honored to do it. I know how I feel when I get to meet someone whose work I admire. I also know how it feels to have an admirer tell me what my work has meant to them. It is, quite simply, a win-win situation: One of us has met someone we admire; the other has had the satisfaction of hearing that what we’ve written has touched that reader.

Because without our readers, we’re just a bunch of weirdos hunched over our word processors in the basement, talking to no one.

So even if you don’t have a peso to spare at the moment but you’ve ever enjoyed anything I (or Mike or Aaron or Bob or Russ or the rest of us) have written, or if one of our storirs has touched you or made a difference in your world, you can still do a solid for a fellow American by helping us spread the word about Crazy 8 Press.

Share our blog and website. Talk about us on Twitter; re-Tweet our Tweets. Mention us on Facebook, “Like” the Crazy 8 Press Facebook page, “Share” the posts of Crazy 8 authors, or do whatever it is you do on Tumblr or whatever form of social media you kids are on these days. Tell your friends. Hell, tell your enemies!

And if you’re flush and can support us with your dollars to buy our books, print or electronic versions, let people know what you’ve read and what you think of it. Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, or better yet, write a quick review on Amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com, or post it on your own blog or website. What’s better than a recommendation of a good read from a friend?

We’d like your money, sure, but we’re just as grateful for your moral support and your efforts at word of mouth to spread the word. Support us with the knowledge that the advantage of your support accrues not to some faceless behemoth of a corporate publisher but directly to the authors themselves!

Fred C. Dobbs may not have looked his benefactor in the face, but know full well that the Crazy 8 authors do and appreciate everything you do for us, whether it’s buying our books or posting a link to our website. It takes a lot of time, energy, and sweat to write a book, and just as much to see it through to publication. Which reminds me of one last quote from Sierra Madre, this one spoken by grizzled old prospector Howard (Walter Houston):

“A thousand men, say, go searchin’ for gold. After six months, one of them’s lucky: one out of a thousand. His find represents not only his own labor, but that of nine hundred and ninety-nine others to boot. That’s six thousand months, five hundred years, scramblin’ over a mountain, goin’ hungry and thirsty. An ounce of gold, mister, is worth what it is because of the human labor that went into the findin’ and the gettin’ of it.”

So, yeah, even if you’ve already handed over a peso or two (or three or four!) to me, I’ll be back in your face soon enough, asking for a handout…but in return, I’ll try my damnedest to entertain you. As will the rest of the Crazy 8 gang, so I hope you’ll forgive our impudence.

 

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“Waiting for the Man With A Copy of “The Catcher in the Rye” is a short story based on a piece of work created by my grandmother, Ann Kupperberg (circa 1901-1979), a talented painter who took up sculpting after the loss of her eyesight later in life. Earlier collaborations are here, here, and here.

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Wendy checked her reflection in the window for the eighth time in the fifteen minutes she had arrived at the Horn & Hardart at 42nd Street. She was horribly early, she knew, but she couldn’t help herself. As hard as she tried to slow down and take her time, she couldn’t. She was too anxious and it felt as though the act of getting there, no matter how early, would end the anxiety. It hadn’t, of course. It never did.

Still, that hadn’t stopped her from racing out of the office at five o’clock on the dot, hurrying down into the tumult of the Times Square subway station, and catching the downtown local. As she clutched at the overhead strap and swayed with the motion of the crowded number one train, Wendy wished she had planned this better. The Automat was a short walk cross town, or a subway ride from Times Square to Grand Central on the shuttle. Why was she rushing all the way downtown just to change her clothes and race back uptown half an hour later? She could have brought her dress to the office and changed in the ladies room at her leisure and…

And then what?

As soon as she was ready, she would have had nothing to do but wait. And think about tonight, so she would have made the trek from west side to east and gotten here even earlier for her date.

Her date.

She had a date.

Wendy glanced again in the window, this time to see how her hair looked. It hadn’t changed since her last inspection.

She wished she could stop being so nervous. Her date would be here soon. His name was Rick, a stock broker who worked down on Wall Street, the cousin of a co-worker. She had been told he was tall, with a receding hairline, and wore brown tortoise shell horn-rim glasses. And he, her friend, had assured her, had been told all about Wendy. But to make certain they would recognize one another, they were to each carry a copy of the new J.D. Salinger novel, The Catcher in the Rye.

Wendy wondered how her friend had described her to Rick but had been afraid to ask.

She tried distracting herself by watching the people passing on the street, keeping an eye out for the man carrying the book. People alone, in groups, in pairs. She was certain at least two or three of the young, painfully awkward couples she had watched meet up on the sidewalk before going through the Automat’s revolving doors were on their first dates. Just like her.

Except she wasn’t quite as young as any of them. At thirty-three, she was a good dozen or more years older. Telephone conversations with her mother that did not remind her of her single status were few and far between and accounted for their infrequency. So-and-so was having her third baby. Such-and-such’s husband had made partner/manager/supervisor/vice president. Frick and Frack were celebrating their umptety anniversary. Tracy and Hepburn just bought a house in Scarsdale or Levittown. Always accompanied by the unspoken, “But not you!”

Not Wendy.

Never Wendy.

Not yet.

But who could tell? Maybe tonight it would finally be her turn. With the man carrying A Catcher in the Rye.

Wendy smiled and allowed herself another look at her reflection, her tenth, to inspect her make-up. She didn’t look her age and she tried to use make-up sparingly, so she didn’t come across like she was trying to hide anything with too much. And even when she was being her hardest on herself, looking coldly and realistically at her flaws, she had to admit she wasn’t so unattractive. No raving beauty like Liz Taylor, but no ZaSu Pitts, either. She was pretty. Pretty enough. Maybe not a woman who caused men to stumble and drool in passion, but she didn’t send them fleeing in horror either.

But pretty enough to deserve happiness, all else aside.

She saw a man matching Rick’s description coming up the street before he saw her. He was wearing a gray tweed overcoat and looking expectantly at the faces outside the Horn & Hardart. Most important, he was carrying a book, held clasped to his chest. Wendy couldn’t make out the title from where she was standing, but she could plainly see the burnt orange dust jacket art that matched the one she held.

Wendy took a step away from the window, smiling and swinging her left leg out in front of her.

He saw her then, a smile of his own touching his lips for an instant as their eyes met, but only for that instant. Then his gaze moved down and landed on the steel and leather brace on her left leg, the one left paralyzed by polio in childhood. His face fell as fast as the hand that held the book, disappearing at his side. Without a break in stride, he ducked his head and darted out into the street, risking the buzzing traffic on 42nd Street over her, not looking back, losing himself in the crowd.

But she had been promised. He knew. Rick was supposed to have known about her. Everything.

Wendy felt as though her heart had stopped. She wished it would. That would be better than this humiliation and pain.

It wasn’t right. Her face was hot and her eyes stung. She stepped back against the window to get out of the way of the people pushing and jostling past her. But she couldn’t bear to look again at her reflection. She couldn’t have survived seeing herself through the eyes of a poor, pitiful cripple. Not again.

He was supposed to have known.

Maybe her co-worker had lied, hadn’t told her cousin the whole truth? No. No, Wendy couldn’t let herself believe her friend would be that cruel.

Maybe it was Wendy who was wrong. Maybe the man she had seen hadn’t been Rick. There were a million balding men who wore glasses in New York. A thousand of whom could be reading the very same book.

She looked at her watch. There were still five minutes until the time they were supposed to meet, Wendy thought. Just because she had been early was no reason to expect Rick would be as well.

Wendy smiled at her reflection in the window. She had just made a mistake. She was nervous, that was all. Forget it, she told herself, and wait for him. He’ll be here any moment, the man with a copy of The Catcher in the Rye.

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